THE QUEERS
by Joe Harvard

You'd never know it to visit, but New Hampshire has always been a seething hotbed of seditious rock. Prove it? OK. I only have to use two words: the Queers (and "the" hardly counts). Like Aerosmith, Dinosuar, Jr. and a number other Boston noteables the Queers began their story in the place we Mass natives lovingly call Cow Hampshire. It was 1982 and Joe King led the original Queers crew through half a dozen or so shows that summer. Whatever effects those gigs had on the local psycho-social structure I can't say...the ripples failed to reach my world. It wasn't until four years later- it took Joe almost that long to start a new band -that I heard about the band. I knew Hugh O'Neill from my days as a Real Kids roadie, when he was I believe road managing the band (it's all such a blur), and I had shared some great times playing mutual fan to J.J. Rassler's post-DMZ outfit, a no-bullshit rock band called the Bad Habits. So when I heard those guys were in this crazy new group I went down to Chet's Last Call to see what it was all about. As the story goes I was not to be disappointed. They were cool as a friggin moose.

The Queers came into Fort Apache not long after that, did a mess of demo tunes with Sean Slade engineering. Shit that ripped your head off in the old-timey way, very soul satisfying. So straight ahead and so Boston and so real that I assumed they would die a slow death like all the other great bands from thisaway that shared those traits. When I stopped paying attention and moved to Ohio and then began hearing all this through-the-hypevine stuff about a band called the Queers I figured it was ANOTHER band called the Queers. Life just doesn't work that way, it is not so righteously guided. I asked a fellow degenerate-junkie-musician-in-the-know who'd done a show with them if this guy or that guy were in the group, and he answered "Yes" when I got to the name Joe- except he insisted it wasn't "Joe King" but "Joe Queer". Hmmm, I wondered. Then he pulled out a cassette and played me ten seconds of a song and I said "Oh, yeah, that's the same band all right". Sweet. The news that some part of the band had persevered for 8 years (at that time) and gotten some well deserved recognition made my whole day- shit, it made my whole week. I went to dig out my Queers records and demos and have an old-time's sake listening party only- of course -to discover my informative dope fiend pal had stolen the lot. Somehow it all made perfect sense.

So it's 1998 now. I'm reading all this neat stuff about the band being together again and Joe getting ready to tour maybe, and I'm 3 years clean-on-a-clinic (that counts as clean in my world) so maybe I'll actually get to one of those shows! And if anyone close to Joe or JJ or Hugh reads this tell em to use the phone number or email on the home page and get in touch. I'd love to do an interview or just shoot the shit. In the meantime here's a bit of bio on the band for all you avid readers. The Lookout Records 1997 catalogue has included a helpful history of the band, and rather than plagiarize it outright- even though that should be cool for a Punkrock label, raging against the world corporate machine and all - I am quoting it at length below:
He (Joe) hadn't the nerve to sing in the first version of the Queers, but the man who possesses one of the most instantly recognizable voices in punk rock was finally persuaded to take over the microphone when J. J. Rassler, of the seminal Boston band DMZ, came to audition and ended up telling Joe, "Hey man, you're a way better singer than me. Why don't you just do it yourself?"

J. J. stuck around to play guitar and co-write some of the classic Queers tunes with Joe. By then Joe had also recruited drummer Hugh O'Neill, Jr., who he claims to have discovered drinking in a somewhat notorious North Boston dive called Chet's Last Call. Over the next two years, Joe, along with J. J., Hugh and a revolving cast of musicians, alleged musicians, and various ne'er-do-wells played occasional shows and gradually recorded the songs that would make up their first album. It was during that same time, at a Social Distortion show, that Joe met B-Face, a kid just out of high school, who would become the Queers' permanent bassist.

The record, called "Grow Up", was released in 1990 on a tiny English label called Shakin' Street, which commemorated the occasion by immediately going out of business. Only 1000 copies were pressed, and until it was re-released on Lookout Records in 1994, was almost impossible to find. But one copy of the record somehow made its way to the turntable of punk rock legend and Maximum Rocknroll columnist Ben Weasel, and that was to make all the difference. Ben began singing praises of The Queers in his MRR column, and simultaneously began bugging Lookout Records head Larry Livermore to give the Queers a listen. Livermore, notoriously slow to listen to anyone's advise but his own, finally agreed to check out a 16 song demo that Weasel had sent him, and, for perhaps the first time in their several year acquaintance, freely admitted that Weasel was right. The two of them met the Queers at Mass Giorgini's studio in Lafayette, Indiana, where the 19 bleary and beer-fueled hours produced the classic "Love Songs For The Retarded," releases in 1993.

The following year Weasel took the boys back into the studio where he produced "Beat Off," and Livermore took his turn with the "Surf Goddess" EP. In 1995 the Queers re-united with Mass Giorgini to record "Move Back Home".Through those years a mind-boggling number of second guitarists came and went, including Danny Vapid of Screeching Weasel, but except for a brief stint when Dan Panic, also of Screeching Weasel, filled in on drums, the core lineup of the Queers has been Joe on guitar and vocals, B-Face on bass and Hugh on drums. But when it came time to record their fifth album, Joe hooked up again ith J. J. Rassler to co-write and arrange some of the songs. Rassler also came into the studio as co-producer with Mass Giorgini.

The King-Rassler duo came up with some of the catchiest, poppiest tunes The Queers have ever done. Both guys share a love of the Beach Boys, and it shows, not just on the brilliant cover of "Don't Back Down" which gave the album its name, but in the hooks and harmonies that permeate most of the songs. True, there are still some of the balls-out and just plain rude punk blasts that The Queers have always been know for, but Joe says, "I could never understand why people can't love Black Flag and the Beach Boys and Lesley Gore."

The Queers have toured relentlessly the past few years, despite numerous personal and financial disasters, ever since the day Joe closed the doors to his New Hampshire restaurant called, poetically enough, Joe's Place, and told his long-suffering father, "Dad, I'm gonna have a fuckin' nervous breakdown if I stay here." While Joe's decision cause a short term crisis among New Hampshire's otherwise unemployable punk rock busboys, it was welcomed by punk rock fans across the country. Plus, at least so far, Joe hasn't had that nervous breakdown he was worried about. As he once put it, "The Queers are a mental version of the Outward Bound program." (That's the one where they take misfits and juvenile delinquents, dump them out in the wilderness, and tell them it will build their character to find their way back.) Yep, that about sums it up.

Huge thanks to Lookout Records for the above history of the Queers. I also got a shout out from Greg Urbaitis (Yerbassist) who had this to say:
"Just wanted to say your website is totally chinese! I was in Boston from 78-80 & 83-89, and even though I left the fear of snow for Calif, I realize how much I miss it all, which makes having this good self-indulgent fun. I was never on the "in" of the scene, though I did get to play with The Swinging E's, the Queers for a couple of years (I think I played most of the bass parts on Grow Up), and, my fav - Playing with Tiny Tim at the Rat. But even though, it WAS my life too, so, again, thanks!! (And keep adding more junk!) Greg Urbaitis (Yerbassist)

UPDATE, 2001:

Well, it was bound to happen. J.J. stumbled upon this web site, and in January of '99 I opened my email box to find a message with the somewhat startling subject line: "I used to buy drugs from ya at Harvard". His message, a ready-for-Hollywood, rock and roll story if ever there was one, continues...

"...That was in 73 or 74. Always remembered your laugh. I was workin my way through glitter rock and hangin at the Grog sellin your lids at the Mott the Hoople show at the Stadium. I saved enough to buy a Gretsch, Chet Atkins Anniversary Model (slightly warm at $125. ) and turned around and traded it to a Berkeley student for a 68 sunburst Les Paul and learned "One of the Boys". I used to go to the Catacombs. Saw lots of bands then. Modern Lovers and a group I dug called Dazzle. Started workin at BCN doing schlep stuff but mainly bein Maxanne (ED.:Sartori, legendary DJ and prime mover)'s roadie and all around boy Friday. In winter 75 I met a guy at the Patti Smith show at the Jazz Workshop. The night John Cale tore the ceiling down with his bass. Me and this guy, Peter Greenberg, decided to start a band then and there and it became DMZ. When Willie (ED.: "Loco" Alexander)'s "Mass Ave" was released, we knew it was the start of something. I'd seen this band the Mezz open for Television at this place called Plymouth Rock (down the street from where the Paradise is now, just about where In Your Ear is) and I remember their drummer (Pearly Gates) fallen off his stool. The other guys went and picked him up and inched away slowly so he wouldn't fall again. He fell again. I thought, damn, I can do that. Me and Peter saw that the Mezz were playin at the Rathskellar in Kenmore Sq. I said if they can play there, it's our kinda place. Our first couple gigs there we had to wheel our gear over there from rehearsal in a shopping basket, we had no car and we practised in a frat house next to Al Capones Pizza. We started makin friends with other bands that were heedin the call and we got tight with the Real Kids. One night I saw a guy with them and I thought he looked like you (ED.:It WAS me!). I laughed and thought about trying to find you. 10 years later I'd gone from DMZ, was with Bad Habits, started the Odds then became a Queer. Me and Hugh O'Neil -from the late great MattMa's (ED.:Reddy Teddy gtr. god Matthew MacKenzie) band the Millionaires - went over to a loft in Roxbury to play with what was left of the Queers (Joe King and Kevin Kecy) and by the time we wiped the drool from our chin we were a band. We went into the studio (Ft Apache) and there you were. The guy who fronted me the pot to earn the money to buy my first axe. Funny how shit is. Within months we were savin each others spot in line at Chets and I thought the more shit changes the more it stays the same. The last time I saw you (9-10 years ago) I borrowed a bio on Brian Jones from you. Then you moved. I heard you were back, thought you might be lookin for the book. I'm almost through with it... Love the website Joe.

Brilliant. One very funny thing. My old band, the long-suffering bones, actually did at least two shows with the Bad Habits...a Cantones gig, and a booze cruise that I somehow booked where I got to pick the opening band. I had loved the Bad Habits when we played together, so I called them to play the cruise- I think I went through their bass player, Jon Shriver "the Driver". It's a testimony to the sheer toxicity of our early 80's recreational habits that J.J. didn't realize it was me until he saw me again 4 years later at the Fort. As for me, in those days I was generally so 'recreated' hardly recognized myself. Ah, the life of a sportsman, it isn't as easy as it looks. By the way, J.J., if you're reading this...you can keep the book. I think Brian would have wanted it that way. And as for that first guitar of yours...hey, don't blame ME!
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