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THE
UGLY PROLOGUE.In the early summer of 1990 I was in rough shape. I
was living in East Boston with my then-girlfriend who I'd met on a methadone
clinic. We'd both walked off the clinic without detoxing and thrown ourselves
into the chaos that results from such a foolhardy move, saddled with a
nasty chemical habit that no amount of organic opiates seemed to satisfy.
Every day this Puerto Rican dealer named Edwin would come by my place
and drop off a few bags of dope. He took a shine to us and one day asked
"do jew like to a-smoke?" Figuring he meant weed I said "sure", and he
pulled out a contraption made from a pepsi bottle and began to load it
up with rock cocaine. I had avoided that very nasty stuff since attending
the tail end of a manic three-day free-base party in Eastie back in the
early 80's; watching two of my friends and three strippers burn through
twenty grand in insurance money like that, taping the blinds down
to the windowsills and becoming so hugely paranoid that one eventually
jumped out a 2nd story window because someone knocked at the door [it
was his aunt, not Dirty Harry the Enforcer] had given me a healthy
fear of the stuff. I didn't even like the shit, and for eight years I'd
steered clear of it as it mutated from hard-to-make free-base to McDonald's-of-drugs
crack, turning some nicefolks I knew into scheming, lying zombies. But
my policy regarding drugs at this particular time was "if it's for free
it's for me". So we fired up with Edwin. Soon it was a regular occurrence.
Old stinky Edwin pedaling down from the Maverick Projects, hunched over
on a tiny little-kid's bike- he was like 45 years old or something -firing
up a few rocks and then selling us the dope we needed to come down from
it. Ugly, ugly, ugly.
I'd managed a heroin habit
[albeit less and less effectively] on and off, for a dozen years by that
summer, but the combination of the lengthy after-kick from methadone and
the devil's own rock candy was fucking me up with a quickness. By mid-summer
I knew that if I couldn't clean up I was going to end up dead. One evening
I found myself heading down to the Maverick Projects to cop a twenty of
this crap that I didn't even like, knowing there was at least a
1-in5 chance some little bastard would burn me anyway and I'd end with
a piece of wax or a bit of a steak bone or something for my troubles.
I saw my reflection in a passing store window and barely recognized myself,
and I decided at that moment that I would move. Get out of East Boston,
definitely. Get out of Boston, yes, and maybe Massachusetts, too; at that
point I was ready for a new planet if possible. Anyone who has spent time
in recovery will recognize this as a classic case of what twelve-step
programs call a "geographic cure", and they never work since when you
get where you're going you find you took yourself- and your habit -along
for the trip. But I needed some space, some time away from my music business
drug connections, some distance between myself and the guys I'd grown
up with in Eastie, most of whom were strung out (at least the handful
that were still alive, that is). So I looked for a chance to get out of
town.


June 27, 1990,
with Jonathan Richman...just a few weeks before the momentous tour that
culminated in my relocation to the Buckeye State. It'd be a couple of
years before I would see Jonathan- or most of my other closest friends
-again.
OFF AND RUNNING. The
opportunity to try to put some distance between my bad habits and myself
came when an Australian band who'd recorded at our studio [Fort Apache]
showed up in the States for a two-week tour and found that their label
had made no arrangements for their equipment rental or transportation.
Toys Went Berserk called from New York City seeking assistance.
I liked the three guys and a gal that made up the group. We'd got along
well during their time in Cambridge, and it looked to me like the chance
I was looking for. I offered to find a U-Haul and a van for them and scout
out the equipment they needed. As it turned out the van was prohibitively
expensive due to the distance they'd be traveling, so I offered to rent
them my Ford Aerostar and go along as the driver. Just the six of us:
the band, their road manager/soundman, and moi. They agreed. I
made a grim decision: I would cold-kick heroin whilst driving a van full
of Australians across the Midwest. I would do so during the hottest weeks
of July, and in the process look for a new place to live.
Needless to say it was not
a pretty trip. By the time I picked up the band, the U-Haul and the equipment
in Manhattan I was hurting badly. I did my last bag in the bathroom of
their record exec- Gerard Cosloy - who had put us up for a night.
Before we ever got off the New Jersey Turnpike I was already wrenchingly
ill. I didn't sleep at all for most of the entire trip, and if it weren't
for a stock of sleeping pills that the band bought over the counter back
home in Sydney I would have probably jumped out of the moving van. I planned
on keeping my problem secret from the band- why worry them? -but when
I almost passed out from exhaustion and ran off the road a few days into
the trip I fessed up. They were very cool about it, very compassionate,
and advanced my per diem so I could hunt down some weed in Wisconsin-
and again in Columbus,Ohio, and again in Detroit. Roaming around, always
at least halway sick, seeking chemical relief in a strange city where
you know virtually noone, brings out the industriousness in an addict-
but it also led to some very hairy situations, and one very close call
in Detroit. Still, it was a surprisingly fun tour, despite alternately
freezing and then sweating through my clothes, vomiting every twenty minutes
and spending half the next twenty in the bathroom.
Somehow the rental company
had convinced the band they could only rent the equipment with these enormous
flight cases for every piece, guitars included. The heat and weight soon
began to take it's toll on the van. We had been push-starting the Aerostar
every time we turned it off since day three. The bass player had shaved
his head and pierced his nipples in New York, and went shirtless thoughout
the tour, and the sight of him leading our little party- all piled behind
the dangerously overloaded mini-van and heave ho-ing it out of gas stations
before the entire band hopped in through the side door -attracted a fair
deal of attention. Stuck in an endless traffic jam, climbing a slight
grade just before the exit we needed to take, the van shuddered and was
still. The beeping became louder and louder behind us, and after several
efforts at restarting, with no room to push and the battery about to drain
it's last bit of energy, I swear I coaxed that van into one last restart
through sheer concentration and willpower. "Jesus it started, quick
everybody back in the van!" I shouted to the band, who were desperately
seeking relief from the sweltering interior at the side of the highway.
After a scene reminiscent of the clowns piling out of the little car at
the circus, only in reverse, we made it up the grade, and cruised the
six or seven miles to the limits of Madison, Wisconsin. We sailed into
Madison somewhat ignominiously, as the van died for good, gliding along
down the last, long hill and pulling into a service station just as the
vehicle rolled to a final stop. It was closed. Thankfully, the boss was
still there, and after hearing our tale of extreme woe, he agreed to take
a look at our ailing chariot. As he peered into the tiny hatch inside
the van, just over the transmission, he whistled. "Damn, how in the
world did you get this thing to come this far? Your computer is totally
fried. It should have been impossible to start this car." Like I
said, concentration and willpower- born of desperation.

Myself with former
Toys Went Berserk members Coo Bennett and Andy Jarvis, on a spring, 2001
visit to NYC; ever gracious and generous souls, they kept on smiling through
the blistering heat and my unscheduled driving detox back in '90. They
now live in London, where their new band, Feast, is getting great press
for the Honeysuckle Hips LP.
While
the philanthropic repairman agreed to keep the vehicle and work on it,
we called two Madison cabs, piled the amps and guitars in and
headed to the club... most of us, that is. The soundman and I couldn't
fit, so we took the bus. It had a large warning on the front instructing
passengers how to behave in a tornado. We were not in Kansas anymore,
but apparently not too far from there, either. Madison,
Wisconsin turned
out to be a wonderful little city. While we waited an extra day for the
van to be fixed, I met a local gal, hung out and had one of those intimate,
marathon conversations that you seem to have best with total strangers,
and we walked down to an open air park where a local Grateful Dead clone
band was playing. It was good to burn up some energy. And to forget my
own situation by listening to the young lady's. She was way cool. Explained
how she was about to move, had already sold her meager possessions and
quit her job, and had just enough saved she figured to get to the next
town, secure an apartment, and eat frugally while she looked for a new
job. This, she explained, was the best part of life: the thrill of being
on the edge, knowing you have only so long to get settled before you run
out of cash, having to re-establish yourself someplace where nobody knows
you, and it's just your desire to succeed that stands between you and
homelessness, or worse. That conversation helped to galvanize my resolve
to do what I needed to do... to chuck a promising career and whatever
local celebrity I enjoyed in Boston, and strike out on a new path, a new
beginning. That night in Madison saw what was a hazy idea became a game
plan I resolved to execute, come hell or high water.
On
my way back to the apartment of
some very nice Lesbian punks we'd
met, and who had invited us to crash at their pad, I saw an absolutely
amazing street performer. His name if I recall correctly was Art Paul
Schloesser. Istill have his tape, hand colored with crayons- I'll
dig it out soon and post a bit of a song or two. My new friend explained
that Madison was full of guys like this, as the Wisconsin Home for the
Criminally Insane or something was just across Lake Winona, along with
a facility for non-violent persons with mental or emotional issues. As
they were released many of the former inmates became homeless wanderers.
This guy- please don't get me wrong, I don't know for sure he was one
of that group -was performing songs he'd written, playing a beat up folk
guitar. The songs were child-like, but satraight from the heart. I watched
for a long time while he played "My Cat Was Taking a Bath",
"A Flower Died (Jesus Wept)",
and other compositions in his own unique style. He reminded of Danny
Mydlak, the ironically funny performance artist and musician I'd done
some work with in Boston (as of this writing- summer, 2001 -I believe
he's in California; I recently saw him on PBS' arts program
Egg performing at the Burning Man Festival in the desert). But
this guy was all heart, no irony whatsoever. "My Cat Was Taking A
Bath" became a constant feature of my car cassette deck for the next
year, much to the chagrin of certain friends who seemed to think I may
have swum across that lake from the institution. Arriving back at the
apartment, mulling over how odd it was to feel so bad but still be taken
with the thrill of meeting new people on the road, I was restless. The
heat was so intense, and it hadn't let up since New York. I felt like
I was trapped in a room with the air slowly being sucked out of it. For
days now I couldn't get comfortable, couldn't relax enough to even try
to catch a few z's. I felt like my skin was on fire. After
moving from the porch floor to the porch swing to the sofa to the living
room floor to the kitchen counter, all in a desperate quest to find a
cool place that didn't make my skin crawl or make the profound pain in
the pit of my back worse,
I finally found some brief, blessed relief and managed to doze off in
the oversized sink in the kitchen. Our punkette hostess came into the
kitchen in the middle of the night to find me scrunched against the cool
stainless of the sink, my head tucked under the faucet, enjoying
a restive half-sleep; she reached
over me to fill her glass, and left the darkened kitchen without a word.
Our
mechanic-savior managed to get us on the road again, and there were some
highlights of the following weeks. We stopped in Kalamazoo, Michigan,
where I wandered off on foot to find the Gibson Guitar Factory. It had
recently closed, bought out by Heritage Guitars, but I located it by honing
in on the huge smokestack that still had "Gibson" spelled out
in white fire-bricks down it's length. A few kind-hearted passers-by asked
what a white boy was doing in this neighborhood, and as I'd already been
warned that it was a pretty rough, all-black area now it came as no surprise.
In a ritual I would soon repeat when we arrived in Chicago, I found the
factory, wandered around a bit and then took a piece of brick home for
my desk. All the while I was marveling at how these beat-up railroad tracks
by the side of the factory had seen the start of countless freight journeys
that carried thousands of Les Pauls, SG's, and other guitars on a journey
across the country, and eventually across the world, where they would
profoundly influence the sound and style of rock music. Maybe Les Paul,
or William Gibson himself had stood on this very spot, watching the workers
load the crates onto the trains, their restless steam and diesel engines
now long-silent. Later, after talking to some of the Heritage workers,
I located a luthier who had bought out a lot of the former Gibson parts
inventory, Pete Martinez I think his name was. He was in the 'burbs
outside town, but I found his house and hung out with him for a few hours,
sharing his guitar stories and looking at his stock of rare and unusual
Gibson parts. He told me how a guy had wandered in with an 'reissue' Flying
V, a late sixties version one of the very rarest of the Gibson guitars
from the fifties. It had been brush-painted purple, was misisng most hardware,
and the guy offered to sell it to him for a few hundred bucks. After a
quick inspection, Pete broke the news: it was no reissue, it was an original
1958 Flying V. He stripped it, refinished and replaced the parts from
his original, factory-made Gibson inventory, and the guy was immediately
offered $12,000 for it. Right now, it's probably worth $50,000. I left
a '67 Telecaster neck that belonged to my late friend Phil Russo,
an alder body that Doug Allan of Steven Comics fame had
drawn original Steven characters all over, and a pair of 60's-era Fender
pickups with Pete, and a month later he shipped me back a newly assembled,
re-fretted beauty of a guitar. It was stolen from my apartment on Summit
Street in Columbus three years later, along with a gorgeous, white 1964
Fender Precision bass (the best sounding bass I've ever played, we'd used
it on a slew of Fort Apache records), and I never recovered it; anyone
out there seen either of them? There's a standing reward for their recovery.
In Detroit we opened for
the Selektor, the English Ska band who had a few hits like "On
My Radio". They were doing a reunion tour, and it was cool to hang
out with their manager, who chatted with me about the UK's punk-era ska
scene, which had been nurtured primarily in his [and the Selektor's] sleepy,
small home town of Coventry. On my way back to the club, after strolling
around to hunt for weed, I passed a long line of people waiting to get
into a theater to see a band I hadn't seen, though I did recognize their
NIN logo, which I'd often seen on bumper stickers stuck onto cars outside
bars in Boston. They were called Nine Inch Nails. I was surprised
at how popular they were, judging by the length of the line, which stretched
right down the street and around the block. I hung out outside, and the
band was so loud I had no trouble enjoying five or six songs from their
set.
The
best day of the entire tour was when we arrived in Columbus, Ohio. It
was early in the afternoon and we stopped at Monkeys Retreat, an
amazing comic/book/magazine and metaphysical mind-candy store run by two
genius brothers, ex-New Yorkers Darryl and Rosie. Darryl and Rosie also
held free Tai Chi classes in their vast back room, which doubled as the
rehearsal space for the hard-touring Royal Crescent Mob. It was
in fact the sound of the Mob's music, which I followed- like some tasty
cooking smell -down the street, through a back alley and into the rear
of the store, which led to my first meeting with the brothers [and another
friendly East Coast emigree, Joanne, who was working the counter that
day]. They were really nice guys, among the original founders of the super-cool
Comfest [Columbus Community Festival] [more on this later]
and we found we had mutual friends like the DB's manager Jimmy
Ford, an amazing rock scene veteran and beautiful cat from New Orleans.
Next door to Monkeys was Staches which was where the band was playing.
It'd been a violent year in Columbus and the club's owner Dan Dugan
was presiding over a lottery in which patrons bet on the day that the
record-setting 100th murder of the year would occur (later the Haynes
Boys would immortalize the lottery in a great song: "Murder, Murder").
I met three people who'd later become really good friends [two of whom
I'd play with]- Tim Scharf, Dangerous Jane and Paul Brown.
Tim was working for a contract archaeology firm that he said was hiring-
a possible job right up my alley! Paul had been voted one of the three
best unsigned guitarists in the nation by Guitar Player magazine
( we would play in a band together eventually). The bartender Kathy
was a sweetheart, and turned out to a pal of my good friend Jonathan
Richman- she let us crash at her house that night. The place was peaceful
on a mild summer day, full of cute little houses and friendly, interesting
people. After an hour in town I said first to myself, then out load "I
could live here". That became a private mantra for me for the rest of
the tour, and when we reached Boston I began to make plans to move to
Ohio. I had no job lined up, knew only the few folks I'd talked to at
the bar, and had no place to live. What I had were two cats, a van full
of furniture, clothes, guitars and amps, a girlfriend who shared a gorilla
dope habit, and three hundred eighty bucks in my pocket.
It
took a while to get set up in Ohio. I worked at a dry cleaner's for a
few weeks, then got a job as a pizza delivery person at Freakin' Pizza,
a campus eatery popular with the music crowd. After six or seven months
I convinced Dan Dugan to let me be the janitor at Stache's. Soon I was
working a few odd door slots here and there when Dan needed a warm body
to cover a show. From there Dan began to throw me a sound job now and
again, and in six months I became the house sound man. I'd come to Ohio
to escape dope and get out of the music business. The archaeology job
never did come through despite numerous calls and a mess of reminder resumes,
and I ended up as a sound man- a generally thankless job I'd avoided like
the plague back at home! In retrospect I'm grateful to Dan Dugan for that
gig- besides saving my ass financially, doing all those shows made me
twice the engineer I'd been before I left Boston. I worked with just about
every band in town over the next year and a half- and there are a lot
of great musicians and excellent groups that hail from Columbus: Scrawl,
Greenhorn, the Haynes Boys, Science Gravy Orchestra, Men of Leisure, New
Bomb Turks- just to name a few. I had a regular gig with Joe Brown's
eleven piece latin jazz group and on a given night I mixed straight-ahead
rock, trad jazz, grunge, speed metal, funk, xydeco, raggae, country, hip-hop
and pretty much everything in between.
Not long after I'd arrived
I auditioned for Hank McCoy and the Dead Ringers, a group of exremely
talented locals playing country and hillbilly material. I had run into
Jack and Kristi- who shared vocals and led the band -at
Stache's one night when they were doing a set as a duet. After they played
I mentioned I'd played the same sort of material in Boston with the Jolly
Ranchers and Country Cousins and I was looking for a gig. Numbers
were exchanged, later calls were made. So it was that I arrived in the
Germantown neighborhood of Columbus for a Dead Ringers practice
one evening. After making and delivering pizza all day I was rarin' to
go, but it all went horribly wrong. To begin with, I hadn't brought a
tuner, and it was one of those nights that I just could not get it together.
To make things worse, I had brought a Vincent Bell [of Coral Sitar fame]
Coral Bellzuki- a twelve string highly resemblant of an old Danelectro,
and an instrument that's not exactly renowned for it's ability to get
or stay in tune. On a night when I couldn't get 6 strings tuned I was
struggling with twelve. I believe I may also have brought a Vox AC-30
along, way more amp than was needed for a quiet, living room rehearsal.
It also turned out that the guy playing bass, Jeff Passifiume,
played guitar for a tune or two, and it was clearly obvious that the guy
had way better country chops than I ever did. I seem to recall
asking "Uh, why isn't Jeff playing guitar?" Jack said they needed
a bass player, Jeff said he wasn't really a lead player, which was what
I - in theory -was auditioning as. I had to swallow my guitarist
gunslinger pride and admit that particularly in my present state [rusty,
half-sick] Jeff sure beat hell out of me. I saw those guys a few times
in the years that followed. Jeff was often playing lead, and they always
sounded great. Jeff ran across the site recently, and had this to say:
"Happy
to see you are still alive & kicking. If you sift through your memory
banks, you may remember hanging out/auditioning with/for Hank McCoy and
the Dead Ringers during your stay in Columbus, Ohio. I do remember you
taking forever to tune the Bellzouki 12-string at a rehearsal! I think
I was playing bass at the time. Drop me a line if you have a moment. "
I'm hoping to hear from him
soon, to get some more details on the background of the first really excellent
band I saw in Columbus. There would be many more, and I still think of
Columbus fondly, as a town full of some very cool people, way-talented
musicians and terrific bands.

Downstairs
at the Middle East in Cambridge, Ma., Marcy
from the awesome Columbus band Scrawl relaxes pre-gig and shares a beverage
with writer Brett Milano.
Before long I had put together
a band, one of three I'd eventually go through while I was there. The
first incarnation of the Joe Harvard All Stars featured Eric
Armstrong on bass, Paul "Hat Boy" Brown on lap steel guitar,
Anna "Pow! Howyalikemenow" Paulucci sharing vocals, Jim "Twisto"
Casto on drums, and yours truly. Jim and Paul were both Columbus veterans,
amazing musicians who could play anything and do it well. Eric
was a former casual guitarist that switched to bass under my gentle but
firm tuttelage, and Anna was a vivacious, lovely Italian-American with
a powerful set of pipes. I had met Anna one night when I was passing a
downtown bar, heard this great voice from within, and went in to investigate-
just as the gal who'd been sitting in on vocals finished and climbed off
stage; I couldn't see her face through the crowd and smoke. Later, I was
having a drink and trying to hit on a wholesome-looking, long-haired beauty
who was shutting me down, but doing it in a playful, mischievously funny
way. It turned out to be the owner of the voice that had drawn me into
the bar in the first place. So Anna and I started jamming. Jim Casto,
who'd been in Ronald Kohl's nationally known band the Billionaires
in the late 70's and 80's, was a local legend. A beautiful cat and a world-class
drummer, he was playing everywhere, and soon he was playing with me as
well. Unfortunately, his duties with Men of Leisure and other acts
proved to be too much for our scheduling needs. He was replaced by John
Coleman, an extremely able drummer from the area, who coincidentally
had also replaced Jim in Ronald Kohl's band some years before.
We
played out for several months, some great shows, and then I took the whole
crew for a somewhat disastrous road trip to record at Fort Apache.
Musically it was fine, but my van got towed and I had to re-register the
van in Massachusetts to get it out. It was very stressful. I'd lent the
van to Paul so he could play on a session that Tim O'Heir was producing
at the Fort. As I'd been up 25 hours working on our stuff I went to the
hotel and crashed. Paul had apparently not heard my warnings about only
parking in the underground hotel garage and left it on the street when
he returned from the all-night session. This put us at odds with each
other and the tension ruined what would otherwise have been a very cool
trip. Paul and Anna decided to fly home- the reasons are still unclear
-but they then acted like I should buy their tickets. Since we actually
managed to get home on schedule (I borrowed over a thousand dollars to
get the van out and register it), I didn't see the point. Ancient history,
but typical band mayhem. I suspect Paul was more upset that he found out
I'd been using dope than about the actual incident- he never had to pay
the tickets he was given. Jim Casto had driven down with us to play on
a song and hang out and he was very helpful in diffusing a potentially
explosive situation. That trip was the effective end of that band, however.

Joe Harvard's All-Stars at Fort Apache. Here I'm cutting tracks for "Meig's
County Weed", a fave of our live set.
John,
Eric and I continued to do some shows. Then Eric and I split to find a
young drummer who had the sort of enthusiasm we felt we needed to get
things moving. We found him in a terrific 17 year old who'd never been
in a band before.
Ryan [wearing Zildjian shirt in photo at left - Eric's on
his right, under
the flag hat, toking
a bird] had never been in a band before, but he could hit as hard as most
veterans I know, and was immediately receptive to the two concepts most
important to me in a drummer: one, that of playing songs- not drums; two,
making a commitment to a beat, the way that great drummers from Stax/Volt
and Motown through to the best British Invasion groups would. Those guys
would lock into a part, and it always served the song, providing personality
and a foundation that the vocalist and soloists could depend on. Ryan
picked this up very quickly, and the band- christened Blunt because
we liked the sound of the word, smoked a lot of pot (Eric and I, that
is), and wanted to present something without artifice, simple, direct;
in a word, blunt. Before long Catherine Boone, one of the good
friends I'd made in Columbus (before we became an item), made the jump
from being a waitress legend at the Blue Danube diner to singing for Blunt.
Her tenure in the band was unfortunately brief, despite a naturally soulful
voice and great stage presence. The problem was she had no formal schooling
and had never played in a band, and though she could absolutely sing her
ass off when she could hear herself- such as at rehearsals and during
recording sessions -when she couldn't hear herself her voice strayed all
over the map. As most musicians who've gigged out will know, the last
thing you can ever depend on is that the stage monitors will be
working, or if they are that the soundman will know how to get enough
vocal level into them for the singers to hear themselves
on stage . Frustrated
after four or five shows worth of not being able to hear what she was
singing, Catherine retired. Fortunately, she has left a few wonderful
performances on tape, one of which- her harmonies on a live, rehearsal
version of the song "Boston (It's A Long Way Back)"
- can be heard in the Audio Jukebox section. That's a pic of Blunt above
right- l-r: Ryan, Eric, Catherine and myself.

The foursome version of
Blunt (Ryan not shown) made a big- if brief -splash on the Columbus circuit.
This photo is from a full-page article in the city's main daily paper,
the Columbus Dispatch. You can read the entire article in the
Press section.

'93 Joe Harvard Band Summer Schedule

Winter Tour
Blunt followed
the lead of the previous Joe Harvard All Stars in playing in the invitational
Comfest. Comfest was an annual tradition begun in the 70's, with Monkee's
Retreat brothers Darryl and Rosie playing a significant organizational
role since it's inception. A three-day event dedicated to music, arts,
crafts, information and food, the festival was run entirely by volunteers,
with cultural, commercial and community groups all participating in a
multi-culti cornucopeia of offerings. With dozens of merchant booths and
food stands filling an enormous location (which changed every several
years), the festival drew thousands of revellers. Music was performed
on the main stage nearly around the clock, from before noon to after midnight,
and in later years additional stages had been added for folk / low volume
and theatrical acts. Slots on the main stage were highly sought after,
and with all the great bands in town those slots filled up very, very
quickly. Being a new band, and a recent arrival in Columbus, I was lucky
to snag a slot for my band for two years running; the first year we were
certainly helped out by the presence in the band of local music celebs
Paul Brown and Jim Casto, and without Hat Boy and Twisto in the band I
doubt we would have got even the opening, noontime slot that we did. Kurt
Scheifert, the popular rock journalist and mixmaster from the Columbus
Brewery -well-known regionally for their fantastic Columbus Nut Brown
and Pale Ale products -also gave us a big boost with a short but well-timed
blurb in the local arts weekly entitled "Hello Columbus....Goodbye
Boston" (I wonder if he took the pun full circle when I moved by
writing a "Goodbye Columbus" follow-up). The second year we
played Comfest we did so more on the merits of the band itself- we even
managed to move up to a 3:30 pm set! Who known, perhaps if I'd stayed
on in Columbus one of those years we'd have actually gotten to go onstage
when it was dark outside! Ironically, Blunt's Comfest show was one of
our best perfomances ever, and probably the single best gig with Catherine
in the band.
Catherine driving
the Plymouth Horizon that kissed a Columbus, Ohio fire hydrant- during
rush hour -when the long-suffering brakes finally threw in the towel;

Catherine at age 22, the year we met

Another shot at age 22
Once I had settled
into Columbus, and despite the mess I was in chemically speaking, I set
up the equipment I had bought back from Fort Apache when I'd sold my controlling
interest, and created Little Big Horn Recording Studio. The studio was
run out of the Summit Street house I shared with audio engineer and Cracker
stage-tech Chip Carter and guitarist Greg Pack. Drums and
loud amps would be set up downstairs in the kitchen, living room or even
in the basement, while the second floor living room just outside my bedroom
served as the control room. Later, when Catherine and I moved out of the
house and into a smaller apartment of our own without any downstairs,
I set up the control room in our second bedroom, and used the wee bit
of a living room and our tiny kitchen as the studio. This made it possible
to record our instruments at rehearsals, and later clean up mistakes or
overdub vocals. The song "Boston" was done this way , with an
entirely live performance including the lead vocal, and then later we
added the harmony and a pedal steel guitar part (my first, incidentally,
and my last... I lost the instrument in pawn just as I was starting to
figure the complicated beast out). I still have half a dozen other 8-track
basics done that way, and rough mixes of "She's My Buddy", "Telephone",
"All Day, Every Day" and "Roll On" sound surprisingly
good for the quick-and-dirty setups that they were. Ryan played drums
for all of those tunes, but "Boston" was done at the new apartment...
with a new drummer.
Eventually,
just before I moved from Columbus back to Boston, Ryan went off to college;
losing a third drummer was a serious blow to the band. Good stickhandlers
are rare, so we were really fortunate in finding a new drummer amost immediately-
thought there was one small snag: Harold was an excellent drummer,
but he no longer owned a drum kit. Fortunately I had a small Gretsch kit
I had bought from Richie "Cunningham" Madallo, the drummer
in my old Boston outfit, the bones, and Ryan was nice enough to
leave his kit at my house for a while so we had a rehearsal set. We had
recorded a drum track for "Boston" during our visit to Fort
Apache the previous summer to record "Meig's County Weed", and
while Jon Coleman was our drummer for "Meig's..." we'd used
Jim Casto on that 24-track recording of "Boston"; the track
was left unfinished when we ran out of time, and then the band imploded
as previously described. We hadn't managed to get the correct lilting
feel for the song during our rehearsals with Ryan- who was a lot more
comfortable hitting hard than playing ballads -and it was only at one
of the last recorded practices in Ohio that Harold locked it down -so
he's the drummer on the existing version of "Boston". That's
a self-portarait, digi-cam-captured photo of his smiling face at left,
from a recent email that he sent. He has a kit now.
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